Dumbfucks
2 days ago, at about 2AM I get a call, hidden number.. hmkaaay..I answer while thinking of all the possible swears I could say to the craptard but I restrain myself from doing it.
It goes on like this:
koltzu: yes?
Dumbfuck[yelling]: IF YOU AREN'T AT THE BAR TOMORROW AT 9 I'LL-[gets his phrase cut off by me]
k: Sir.. I think you dialed the wrong number
D: It doesn't matter who I am, if you don't show up at the bar tomorrow-[I cut him off again]
k: Sir, I don't care who you are, I'm just telling you that you're yelling at the wrong person[barking at the wrong tree, eh?]
D: If you don't show up at the-[I cut him off once again]
k: You know what? Well FUCK YOU!
And I hang up.. just to be called again by the same dumbass..
k: I told you, you're calling the wrong person..
D: YOU! LISTEN! I'LL[I cut him off]
k: Once again! Stop calling me or I'll send you back from where you came[his mother obviously].
D: YOU! I'LL CATCH YOU AND[gets cut off]
k: Again! FUCK YOU AND YOUR WHOLE KIN, YOU MORON!
And I hang up.. again..
It seems that my mobile phone number's format is quite common.. as I get calls from college girls, asking to talk to some friend of theirs, after which I get accused that I stole her mobile phone.
Other times I get phone calls from men wanting to take me out to dinner or phone-flirt with me.. WELL GET THIS, I'M INTO GIRLS, NOT GUYS.
Only once[from about 30 times], a person called me, asked nicely for the person he meant to contact and then apologized for dialing the wrong number.
Romanian dumbfucks.. meh.
So, are you from Romania?
01:14.33 +koltzu: !weather Bistrita, Romania
01:14.36 &B0t: Weather in Bistrita, Romania: Temp: 18°C Current: Clear Wind: N at 3 km/h Humidity: 68% Thu: 26°C | 12°C Fri: 27°C | 14°C Sat: 25°C | 14°C Sun: 28°C | 15°C
01:14.43 +hex: koltzu you gypsy ?
01:14.44 +koltzu: 68%?
01:14.44 +hex: :- )
01:14.45 +koltzu: LIES
01:14.50 +hex: since romania has lots of gypsys
01:14.53 +koltzu: ~.^
01:14.55 +koltzu: it's their problem
01:14.59 +koltzu: burn them for all that I care
01:15.16 +hex: you romanian ?
01:15.21 +koltzu: erm..
01:15.21 +koltzu: NO
01:16.29 +koltzu: I just happen to randomly query the bot for Romania's weather status
Don't you just love the renown that Romania has made herself worldwide?
Also, I got completely smashed on my birthday, arrived home at about 3AM and.. well.. that's it? lulz
YAY 1st
First of all, I have given up on ever writing on a blog in romanian for a few simple reasons..
- most of the faggots that would comment on what I am writing without having an idea on what actually that is are romanian and/or don't know English..
- second of all, most of the people I cope with are foreigners..
- third of all, this will help improve my already mad imba English skillz
So.. let's get to the subject, shall we?
Today [like 5 minutes ago but meh] I received a very interesting question from a member [that's also a faggot] of the same council I belong to
Here's the original version for all my romanian f(r)iends:
(01:12:01) Marcu Tudor: bha
(01:12:14) Marcu Tudor: nu pot sa aflu o ce adresa are o fata de pe mess?
(01:12:25) Marcu Tudor: stii tu sa intru sa vad acolo plm
(01:12:28) Marcu Tudor: datele ei personale
(01:13:08) koltzu: mnop.. nu poti vedea ce adresa are o fata
(01:13:13) koltzu: merge numa' la baieti
And here's the translated [with the use of my mad imba English skillz] version:
(01:12:14) Marcu Tudor: can't I find out what's the adress of a girl on messenger?
(01:12:25) Marcu Tudor: you know, so I can enter there to see
(01:12:28) Marcu Tudor: her personal data
(01:13:08) koltzu: mnop.. you can't see a girl's adress
(01:13:13) koltzu: works only on boys
meh, this actually IS lame, you craptards.
BE REAL
iaurt Napolact cu dulceata de cirese amare MY FOOT, are consistenta unei supe un pic(dar foarte putin) mai groase
EDIT@23PM:
(22:56:24) koltzu: \(00,)
(22:56:25) koltzu: ce am invatat
(22:56:26) koltzu: lol
(22:56:34) Blader: ce e aia?
(22:56:43) koltzu: a person-guy-thing
(22:56:45) koltzu: waving
(22:57:02) koltzu: \ - hand
(00,) - head
00 - eyes
, - mouth
(22:57:25) Blader: WTF LOL
Blader chiar nu se prinde la faze de astea..
:l da
inca un post ca sa le acopar pe cele de jos, KEKE
also, unde poate deriva o greseala de scriere:
continuarea:
(20:44:19) koltzu: what would a rock be if it wouldn't rock?
(20:46:57) Jin: it wouldn't be a very good rock my friend .. no .. it woudln't
(20:47:12) koltzu: you maed a tyope
(20:47:15) koltzu: OH SHI-
(20:47:17) koltzu: MORE TYPOS
(20:47:25) Jin: no shait ?
(20:47:32) koltzu: ofc it are
(20:47:50) Jin: u iz best
(20:48:03) koltzu: noez
(20:48:11) koltzu: u iz l33t
(20:48:28) Jin: i iz uber imba
(20:48:40) koltzu: u r roxxorz boxxorz